thebrotherswinchester:

it is really sad how proud i get over accomplishing the most basic tasks

like for example i just changed my sheets

and the entire time i was like

wow

you are so fucking responsible

look at you changing your motherfucking sheets like a motherfucking adult

god where did the years go i’m gonna cry

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• Television: In the criminal justice system--
• Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

damnthatswhack:

Yeah that’s my Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal, what of it? I’ve had that since I was a just a little kid…now it just creeps up on me and makes me takes photos with it and apply silly filters. This time I said no! No filters on this pic Winnie, I ain’t Christopher Robin…I don’t live in the 100 Acre Wood…I make the rules in my bedroom…

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fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ [Buys 9 novels each semester for class] ” Bottom text: “ [Reads only the first chapter of each.] ”]

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did-you-kno:

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